how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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