oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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