I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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