O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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