Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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