If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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