Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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