How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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