why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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