Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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