You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i came on her dog
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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