I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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