We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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