No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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