we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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