I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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