Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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