come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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