So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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