Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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