Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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