Someone shit on the floor
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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