holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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