Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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