Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
MIDGETS
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Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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