you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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