physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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