i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We talked him into tasing himself.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
this is an emotional support booty call
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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