You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I didn't notice because vodka
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
