Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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