yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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