Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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