i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize