Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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