I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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