if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I need to sanitize my soul.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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