Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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