That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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