Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Welp...herpes.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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