Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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