I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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