did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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