Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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