No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
It's blow job season.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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