he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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