Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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