They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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