i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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