I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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