dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex