I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm always down for nudity.
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