with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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