you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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