He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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