I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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