he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
